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30th November
2007
written by alupa

Recently Chuck Norris has jumped on the Mike Huckabee bandwagon, prompting a wide array of feedback from the would-be voters. Which prompted me to do a little research, resulting in this overview of the Chuck Norris support platform.

So my real question is: why would i not vote for this guy?

2 Comments

  1. jb
    04/12/2007

    It just doesn’t get any better than this…

    # Chuck Norris invented all 32 letters of the alphabet.

    # He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.

    # Chuck Norris is like a dog, not only because he can smell fear, but because he can piss on whatever he wants.

    # Chuck Norris doesn’t have blood. He is filled with magma.

    It’s amazing that a man who hocked home gyms in informercials has such an amazing following…granted they’re making fun of him…but still…

  2. 04/12/2007

    Does it explain a lot about me that dad and I used to wait excitedly for the appointed time when Walker Texas Ranger came on the TV?

    Long-time favs of mine from the random fact generator:

    Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris puts the “laughter” in “manslaughter”.

    If you play Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway to Heaven” backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister.

    Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Jeep.

    Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

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